Me on TV

If you watch the NFL channel you may have seen me in this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=igr2ok-hvjg&feature=share

I am the caucasian gentleman.

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Last Words for 2011

This feels like a good year gone by. My parents, wife and kids are alive and healthy. I spent this last month hanging out with friends, working at stuff I enjoy that pays a grown-up wage.

It appears that’s what it takes to make me happy.

To loved ones and role models who didn’t make it this far: I wish you could know how much you’re missed. I’ll do my best to deserve the life and inspiration you gave me.

Leaving the grid til tomorrow/next year. Hope to see the rest of you there.

Happy New Year. :-)

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Death Takes the Holidays

It makes sense to me that winter and its accompanying holidays would bring a sudden uptick in deaths. Nevermind the emotional impact of year’s end and the culturally mandated intimacy with people you might otherwise avoid.

At the most basic level winter is cold and cold weather kills off anything that might otherwise be lingering on.

(Except for squirrels, dandelions and morons. They’re immortal.)

My point is, it seems very natural to equate winter and its holidays with death.

And I know there are parts of the world where December is balmy but who can account for such places anyway?

Still, in recent days I’ve been met with the obituaries of Christopher Hitchens, Vaclev Havel, Joe Simon, Kim Jong Il and, for a few minutes, Jon Bon Jovi who quickly recovered.

I also learned Friday night of the suicide six years ago of a college friend I used to act with. Obviously we’d lost touch, but this is now the second person with whom I was once good friends who chose to leave early.

These are notches I’d prefer not to cut.

I’m otherwise having a great season, working a lot and enjoying the matchless good fortune of having a healthy family and no bad stuff near the horizon.

I don’t really know why I’m posting this except maybe to offer the idea that the holidays don’t need to be so bad if you don’t go in expecting them to be perfect, by your standards or anyone else’s.

Suck it, Martha Stewart.

Last thought:

When I really began to consciously part from the seasonal myths I’d been raised with I realized that, for all the satisfaction I took from being grown-up and done kidding myself, I still could feel a pang at the pretty trappings of lights and song and once a year food. The person I’d become was the sole surviving heir to the kid who’d once sung carols and been an archangel in the Christmas play. It was embarrassing, but also reassuring that I hadn’t become completely unsentimental.

Sometime between then and now a guy once asked me if I’d rather be happy or right.

I picked at that one for a long time until I realized there was no reason I couldn’t be both.

Happy holidays.

Wishing you Jack for the holidays!

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Fairfax County Election Results, November 9th 2011

I think it’s fair to say this is a pretty good day if you’re a moderate to liberal citizen in Fairfax County. As of this writing the control of the State Senate is still hanging by a very small margin in one race. You can read about that here. Let it suffice to say there’s going to be a fight over it. The GOP is already declaring victory and celebrating their newfound control over the State Senate well before anything’s official. With a mere 86 votes making the difference the Dems would be crazy not to duke it out. If nothing else it will divert GOP energies from bringing back all kinds of previously dismissed craziness to the statehouse agenda.

Putting that aside (for now) I am beyond pleased to report that every one of my own picks came out on top. A cursory review of the numbers involved versus the unique page views on my stats program indicate that it’s unlikely I made a difference in the outcome of the races but that my readers and I helped contribute as many as a several hundred votes to the margins of victory. You can read  the results here and the reported numbers here. They make me happy.

What makes me even happier is reading the Red Apple Mom’s concession post now that all but two of her anointed teabaggers have gone down in flames. To be fair, five of the twelve people she endorsed got elected but three of them were running unopposed and one of them is a Democrat. Total teabagger score: 1 out of 12.

This leaves our new School Board with ten Democrats and two Northern Virginia Republicans. I predict Fairfax County Public Schools won’t be teaching Creationism and/or the works of Ayn Rand in the foreseeable future.

I also predict the R.A.M. (Catherine Lorenze) won’t be in much demand as a campaign “consultant” anytime soon. Perhaps some aspiring office-holder will hire her if Charles Manson isn’t available. Election losses like yesterday’s tend to change one’s public image from “Red Apple” to “Bruised Fruit.” Such is karma…

(BTW, I briefly considered changing this blog’s name to “Bad Apple Dad” but then figured the reference would be kinda dated by…. I dunno, today?)

Anyway, thanks and good job to all the local voters who stopped by and shared their questions and civic enthusiasm here. It was nice meeting you and I look forward to touching base in 2012.

Yeah, this was just warming up.

USA!

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Fairfax County Sample Ballot for November 8th 2011

One of the hard lessons I’ve learned in my two years as a resident of The Great Commonwealth of Virginia is that the state board of elections does not want to make it easy for you to learn anything about whom or what you’re voting for.

They have a website and if you click enough links at some point there will be a place to enter your address and then a few clicks later you get a list of people and things you will most likely be allowed to vote on someday if your paperwork is in order and they have enough properly trained volunteer staff and there’s no earthquake.

Say what you will about our time in LA, but for every election California made sure all its registered voters got magazine-sized booklets listing candidates, bond measures, referendums with endorsements, candidate statements and arguments for and against everything along with official retorts to same. In civic terms these were things of beauty.

You still had to be on your toes but it gave you an excellent foundation on which to work.

In contrast, Virginia in 2011 projects a sense that maybe we’d all be better off if voters just stayed in their homes. Perhaps it’s a result of George Allen’s governorship.

Did I mention George Allen wants to be a United States Senator next year?

Again?

This is why we have to get out of bed in the morning and do stuff like post our own sample ballots on our blogs. If we don’t people like George Allen and Eric Cantor get jobs where we have to pay them to embarrass us.

Anyway, I live near Gallows Road and the beltway and the following is what the Virginia Board of Elections says I can vote for. I hope you will too.

Click the accompanying links and they’ll take you to the more detailed reasons for my picks. (Short-form: None of these guys are teabaggers.)

1. Member Senate of Virginia, Jurisdiction 037. Vote for Dave W. Marsden. Here’s why.

2. Member House of Delegates, Jurisdiction 053. Vote for James M. “Jim” Scott. Here’s why.

3. Commonwealth’s Attorney, Fairfax County and City. Vote for Raymond F. Morrogh. Here’s why.

4. Sheriff, Fairfax County and City. Vote for Stan G. Barry. Here’s why.

5. Soil and Water Conservation Director Northern Virginia, Fairfax County. Vote for Johna Good Gagnon, George W. Lamb and John W. Peterson. No one else. This is important. Here’s why. Seriously read this.

6. Chairman, Board of Supervisors, Fairfax County. Vote for Sharon Bulova. Here’s why.

7. Member, Board of Supervisors, Providence District, Fairfax County. Vote for Lynda Q. Smyth. Here’s why.

8. Member, School Board at Large, Fairfax County. Vote for Ryan L. McElveen, Ilryong Moon, and Theodore J. “Ted” Velkoff. This is very important. The teabaggers are going all out to take over the school board. These three guys will prevent that. More details here.

9. Member, School Board Providence District, Fairfax County. Vote for Patty Reed. Or don’t. She’s running unopposed so it won’t matter either way. Details here.

10. Referendum on School Bonds Fairfax County. Vote YES. Here’s why.

No matter where you live, in Virginia or elsewhere, I hope you’ll take a few hours and do your diligence on these off-year local races. These are the seeds being sown for a later harvest. Or the cigarettes being thrown into political dry brush if you’re more cynical.

In 2010 the teabaggers churned up enough crazies that they took over half the legislative branch and perpetuated a recession that continues to this day. They did it for fun and profit and they got away with it because not enough of the rest of us put our shoulders to the wheel.

Next week we need to lean in and push ‘em back.

What could go wrong?

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My Totally Civil Debate with School Board Candidate Sheree Brown-Kaplan

So eleven days ago I posted my considered recommendations for the upcoming November 8th elections for the Fairfax County Schoolboard. The original post is here for those who prefer clicking to scrolling.

One of the candidates whom I liked for certain things but not for others took the trouble to write me back admonishing me for what she perceived as certain errors on my part, like not endorsing her. She provided a link for my benefit which I dutifully clicked and found happily free of porn.

Because I value civil give and take in politics and because it’s an easy blog entry I am cut and pasting our exchange in the comments section of the original post below.

Enjoy. Learn. Grow.

  1. brownkaplan says:

    Sorry, John. I don’t really believe you ever considered voting for me. You’re voting the straight Democrat-endorsed slate. Not that there’s anything wrong with that (a large number of my supporters are Democrats), but the reasons you give are both inconsistent and insincere. Maybe you should read my comments in the Connection and do better:http://www.connectionnewspapers.com/article.asp.

  2. John Judy says:

    Hi, Sheree, if I may call you that.

    First of all, thanks for stopping by.

    Second, thanks for coming back with what I hope was the link you intended. For anyone joining us here who doesn’t feel like clicking, I pulled Sheree’s quotes below:

    “Sheree Brown-Kaplan, a GOP-endorsed candidate running for one of the three at-large seats, acknowledged the Republicans are emphasizing a message of reform, which she defines as “accounting for decision-making and valuing community input.”

    “I haven’t heard any overarching message from the Democratic-endorsed candidates,” Brown-Kaplan said. “It does seem as if they are more supportive of the status quo and will continue a School Board leadership that works against parents and teachers, not with them.”

    …Brown-Kaplan said that those who vote straight-party tickets have not done their homework.

    “There are important concerns that parents and teachers have been addressing. Look at the endorsements of teacher organizations and parent groups like the Fairfax County Federation of Teachers and FairfaxCAPS. They have studied the issues and endorsed candidates based on their stands on the issues. It’s these organizations that should guide voters’ decisions,” she said.”

    Anyone still reading should feel free to click onto the full article. I did and have yet to be inundated with porn. It’s safe, is my point.

    As to your critiques that I, specifically, was insincere and inconsistent and never considered voting for you and, more broadly that people voting a straight party ticket haven’t done their homework?

    Well, let’s begin at the beginning:

    I considered voting for you or I wouldn’t have bothered checking you out. As I noted above and will repeat, I admired your work and commitment to advocating for students with challenges. What worried me was your endorsement by the local teabaggers. As we have painfully learned over the past two years they are a group that does not work and play well with others. They are a destructive force and need to be kept away from positions of influence and sharp objects.
    Ditto, the notorious Red Apple Mom, who’s been taken down hard by better than the likes of me.
    Now if you’d like to take this opportunity to disavow these endorsements and distance yourself from their sources I’d be happy to reconsider your candidacy. The election is still eight days away.

    However there’s still the matter of my sincerity and consistency. I’m not inclined to argue over either since I think it’s self-evident that I sincerely loath the teabaggers and the R.A.M. and I’m pretty consistent on that point. Read some of my other election posts if you doubt.

    Finally, moving away from me (at last!), let’s see if I can “do better” by addressing the points you make in the article you sent.

    1. You say you haven’t heard an overarching message from your Democratic opponents. I have. Sure, it’s similar to the Republicans in terms of campaign season rah-rah: Making Fairfax schools even better, keeping classes smaller, paying teachers better. It would be strange indeed to hear anyone on either side come out against these things.
    Where it differs, in terms of the candidates I most favor is that my guys take a stand against the shifting of resources away from lower-income students and students with special needs and putting the cash back into the schools of the “haves.”
    I’ve already stated my opposition to this either/or mentality and would advise anyone unclear on this to go back and read the original post. Frankly, I think this is a point on which you and I might agree.

    2. You say people voting a straight-party ticket haven’t done their homework.
    Sheree, the reason I am voting a straight party ticket is precisely because I have done my homework. I have looked at the candidates’ own words on their own websites. I have read their endorsements on other sites. I have sat in the audience for live candidate Q&As. I can say without blushing that I am one of the more informed voters going to the polls next week. The reason I am not voting for you, despite my agreement with some of your stated goals, is that you are backed by people I deeply distrust with the quality of my own kids’ educations.

    The GOP has done great harm to my country in my lifetime and the teabaggers have done and would like to do even more. If you want to tell me where you differ from them and what parts of their hard-right, anti-science, anti-union, anti-womens health agenda you would NOT work to advance I will give you all the space you care to use, unedited, on my modest corner of the Virginia blogosphere.

    If you make a compelling case I may even vote for you.

    In the meantime, with all due respect to the various organizations you say should guide my vote, I will continue to do my own research and let that, balanced with my values be my guide.

    Hope I’ve done better.

    One last thing while I have you: Your bio says “After leaving a position in the Office of Management and Budget, she worked in government affairs for a Fortune 500 company and, later, advocated for the interests of a trade association.”

    Could you elaborate under which administration you worked for OMB and for which companies you lobbied?

    They don’t appear in your bio.

    Thanks.

    Can't we all just get along? Yes we can.

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Fairfax County School Bond Referendum Vote, November 8th 2011

Here is a very helpful link to what the proposed bond is for. None of it directly affects my kid’s school, but it takes a village so let’s go ahead and help out our neighbors, hmm?

There was some vigorous discussion over the issue on one of the local chat boards. I’ll link to that here and quote the line that convinced me to do the right thing. (Be aware the site has some NSFW language because it’s infested with teabaggers.)

“I wasnt even going to vote but I will vote yes now just cuz of all the tards telling me to vote no” – Bobbafeet, 09-15-2011

Voting “YES” on money for schools even though the county keeps squandering it on making our schools the best in the nation.

Today, we are all Bobbafeet.

"Tards!!!!"

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Virginia Elections, November 8th 2011, Member School Board- Providence District, Fairfax County

This is a fairly easy one since there’s only one person on the ballot: Republican Patricia S. “Patty” Reed.  Her website is here.

In Fairfax County if a Republican is running unopposed it is reasonable to make a few assumptions:

1. She must be doing a bang-up job.

2. No Democrat wants the job.

3. She must be sufficiently not-crazy that no Democrat has been forced to run just to get her crazy ass off the board. My god, she could even be a Republican Moderate! I thought they were extinct! Quick, teabaggers! Git yore guns!

Regardless, because of her unopposed status the only things that could prevent her from winning are if  she is discovered to be running dog-fights in her basement or if she comes out as an atheist. I have no first-hand knowledge that either of these things are true.

I’ve looked her over and found nothing I object to other than the endorsements of our current GOP Governor and Pat Robertson protege Bob McDonnell and some offhand non-condemnations by the local teabaggers. I’m guessing if you’re a Republican candidate those are hard to avoid.

I’m not going to draw any lines in the sand on this since it’s inevitable. I may even vote for her myself just to exercise my bi-partisan muscles. I say, vote for Ms. Reed, leave that portion of your ballot unmarked or write in “Professor X.” The result will be the same.

Hell, if you’ve enjoyed these blogs write me in!

“If elected I will not serve…”

To me, my X-Men! We must fight the Brotherhood of Evil Teabaggers!

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