Monthly Archives: September 2005

Busy

So tomorrow (09-29) I’ll be doing a show, supposedly with the Capo d’Capo of the National Lampoon in the audience. This is cool because A) They can actually hire people. B) I was a Lampoon freak in the seventies and … Continue reading

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Elmo Loves to Shout!

Dear merciful God I am heartily sorry for having offended thee…. A Sign of the End Times If you want to keep your sanity don’t click “See it in Action.” The Last Times are surely upon us. UPDATE APRIL 2008: … Continue reading

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Poor Me

So last week I had tooth crowned and a cavity filled. Then two days later I shaved my chest and stomach and painted myself green for a Hulk joke in Big News. And my kid decided to have sleep issues … Continue reading

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Announcement

Looks like I’m doing a few minutes of stand-up commentary for Big News next Thursday. Very cool. I just wish there was something worth talking about…

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First Post, Part Two

Okay, so this really is the first post of the rest of my life. There’s so much that I could post about just from the past few days: Dead Chief Justices, tragedy in the South, war, famine, pestilence. I think … Continue reading

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