Monthly Archives: October 2005

Dick Cheney’s Having a Bad Day

“Stupid Special Prosecutor….”

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IMDb Follow-Up

I couldn’t help it. After George Takei (Mr. Sulu from “Star Trek” as if you didn’t know) came out I went to IMDbPro and checked his listing on the STARmeter. Sure enough, Mr. Takei took a big jump from somewhere in … Continue reading

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Information Age Navel Gazing

An indulgence I recently granted myself was a membership at IMDbPro. That’s Internet Movie Database, for those of you who focus on real news. “Pro” status just means you can access more info in exchange for 100 bucks per year. … Continue reading

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“Alien Versus Cheney”

This is a great little photographic accident. I was playing Cheney for the first time and the scene called for me to jam myself in the heart with a cardiac needle, among other things. I did so like this: Shutterspeed … Continue reading

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Very Funny People

Why I don’t need TV anymore: Seriously, I get more entertainment just watching and rehearsing with the people in this picture than I ever do on the rare occasions when I have time to channel surf. And there’s no commercials.

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What Usually Happens When I Try to Learn New Computer Stuff

This is me after I shaved my torso and painted myself green for a five second walk-on gag at the end of a show. TOTALLY worth it!

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R.I.P. Charles Rocket

I just heard about THIS. Only thing worth adding: “Jesus Christ, he cut his own throat?!? Was that supposed to be some kind of metaphorical statement on his career?! God, of all the ways I would not want to take … Continue reading

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Post-Show Insomnia

The nice thing (among many such things) about having a blog is that it alleviates the temptation to randomly bother people with meaningless e-mails while in the grip of post-show insomnia. This is a phenomenon well-known to those who spend … Continue reading

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