1. The Wife is in Australia on bidness until next Saturday. In my care The Kid yet lives.
2. Patton Oswalt bailed on us at the last minute. All I heard was “New York.” Okay. The guy who stepped in for him at the last minute was a very funny man named Frank Conniff, better known to fans of Mystery Science Theatre 3000 as “TV’s Frank.” I shook his hand and thanked him very sincerely for helping us out in a pinch and LIKE A COMPLETE MORON didn’t put two and two together and realize that I was talking to TV’s FRANK!!!
This is also the man who picked all the MST3K movies for, like, five years.
I hate myself.
3. Thanks, I’m guessing, to visitors to this website my IMDb STAR-Meter rating went up almost 600,000 places a few weeks ago. I guess it was nice while it lasted because I’m starting to slip down again. My current rank is #184,463.
Not as good as #119,336 from two weeks ago, but a far cry from the wilds of #798,030 on October 23rd.
I’m just glad I didn’t check it on September 25th when I was… (wait for it)… #1,484,180.
Yeah.
I think there were “Hand Models” kicking my ass back then.
Anyway, if you have too much time in your day (like us Single Dads for instance) go to www.imdb.com and search my name. I’m curious to see how much of the difference comes from readers of this blog.
Do it for Science.
