Monthly Archives: December 2005

Happy 2006

To all who have visited this site in 2005. Please come back next year. I promise to write gooder.

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A White House Prayer

(As secretly taped by John Judy, 12-29-05) “Are you there God? It’s me Dubya. Okay, I’ll start. This year hasn’t been very good for me. There were hurricanes and terrorists and some of my friends got in trouble. Like my … Continue reading

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“In the end there can be only one..”

Growing up I would have sworn up and down I was the only person on the planet with a girl’s last name, let alone the name “John Judy.” Just goes to show you how much I know. Turns out there … Continue reading

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My Annual Linus Moment

*From Luke 2: 8-14* “And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone … Continue reading

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My Show Tonight! (Mit der Krampus!)

If you’re in the Los Angeles/Hollywood area come see my show tonight! I wrote a couple of sketches and jokes and I get to play The Krampus. It’s holiday season at the theatre and we’re getting it all out of … Continue reading

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Peter, I Can See Your House From Here…

…and from here and from here too. The only consolation I can offer is that the Windows “Sky-Perv” satellites seem to be limited to pictures that are a few years old. And the Google Local stuff doesn’t have the nifty … Continue reading

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R.I.P. John Spencer

So the theme this week seems to be high profile deaths. Okay. John Spencer wouldn’t have been my pick for Greatest Actor of His Generation. He wasn’t on my mind a lot and to his credit you never saw him … Continue reading

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And more disturbing yet

When irresistable Evil meets immovable Stupid the result is this. It’s just past eight in the morning and between this and the latest under-reported accident at a Russian nuclear facility I’m already cranky. On the other hand, today I get … Continue reading

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