Growing up I would have sworn up and down I was the only person on the planet with a girl’s last name, let alone the name “John Judy.”
Just goes to show you how much I know.
Turns out there are lots of other Judys out there, indeed lots of other John Judys.
Some of them sound pretty cool.
There’s the fly-fishing expert in Oregon who consistently tops me in Google searches.
There’s a kick-boxer in one of the Southern states (I forget which).
There’s a tattoo parlor owner, also in the South, and a genuine United States Marine Corps Major named John Judy.
I also discovered a high school kid in King of Prussia, PA who’s got a little MySpace page named John-John Judy.
Sadly, there’s also an internet troll in Oregon and this piece of human waste.
So much for my dream of one day teaming up with all my counterparts to fight crime…

UPDATE APRIL 2008: The “troll” in Oregon actually wrote me and it turns out he’s a pretty cool guy. Posts good links and pictures and writes a mean blog. “Welcome to Fight Club…”