Monthly Archives: February 2006

Free Money!!!

Yes, we must free the money from its confines at the banks, casinos and Republican fund-raisers! Once the money is free it can hide with me until it’s safe to come out and buy stuff I like. Truth be told … Continue reading

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Jokey-Jokes

So it turns out that Domino’s Pizza founder Tom Monaghan, who went nuts after stuffing pages of C.S. Lewis’s “Mere Christianity” into his crack pipe and smoking them, has gone and bought himself 5000 acres of swampland on which he … Continue reading

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A Week of Good Women, Blonde Babes & Lots of Antibiotics

Pants up. It ain’t as good as it sounds. My trials began on the 18th when my Dear Old Mum landed at LAX just before midnight. United had bumped her twice and I have no doubt if there weren’t a … Continue reading

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I’m Not Dead

To loyal readers of this blog: I wish to assure both of you that I am not dead. I can’t be dead. Dead people are at peace. It’s been a “busy” week. More later.

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Go See “Capote.” Now. I’ll Wait…

Owing to parenthood and its accompanying demands and broke-ness, The Wife and I don’t get much in the way of nights on the town. We didn’t today either, but by God we had a Federal Holiday and a visiting Grandma … Continue reading

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A Great Way to Start the Day

My buddy Richard sent me this link to a tongue in cheek flame war between two very funny creative types: Joss Whedon and Warren Ellis. If you don’t know who they are… Well, I guess you could start with a … Continue reading

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Valentine: The Man Behind the Massacre

Okay, that was just pure FoxNews. Sorry. Saint Valentine (one of the three, seriously) is the Patron Saint of Epileptics or “people with falling sickness.” Okay. Now here’s something I stole off the internet: “The connection between St. Valentine and … Continue reading

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Cheney: One Too Many Shots

So either the gestalt is percolating hard or this blog is more popular than I thought. It took less than three hours, but no less eminences than Hardball, the Daily Kos, and (I LOVE THIS!) Ron Reagan have begun airing … Continue reading

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