So it turns out that Domino’s Pizza founder Tom Monaghan, who went nuts after stuffing pages of C.S. Lewis’s “Mere Christianity” into his crack pipe and smoking them, has gone and bought himself 5000 acres of swampland on which he is going to build the town of Ave Maria, Florida.
Within this Catholic Utopia all forms of birth control, abortion, and porn will be illegal, but presumably child-rape will be knocked down to a misdemeanor.
I predict this whole thing will be found unconstitutional in thirty minutes or less.
In other news, Senator Hillary Clinton has observed that Karl Rove spends a lot of time obsessing about her.
This is good for the country since, between Senator Clinton and Jeff Gannon’s huge hog-leg, “Karla” won’t have time to think about anything else.
