Monthly Archives: March 2006

The First Cut is the Deepest

Posted on March 31, 2006 by John Judy

Perusing the stats for this site for the month of March I’ve discovered two hits from a self-mutilation website (which has since gone away 2008): http://patterncutting.monopattern.com/selfmutilating/ (I guess I have “arrived.”) Get help, kids. Please. Don’t hate yourselves. That’s my … Continue reading →

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IKEA Thoughts

Posted on March 28, 2006 by John Judy

Saturday the family and I went to the Burbank IKEA in search of the new entertainment center. The old one was swell, but it had been sweller when my pal Jeff bought it for his apartment back in law school. … Continue reading →

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Maria Bello

Posted on March 23, 2006 by John Judy

Having now seen several flicks in which Ms. Bello appears, including “A History of Violence”, “The Cooler”, and of course the marvelous “Thank-You for Smoking”, I feel comfortable saying “Maria Bello is One to Watch.” Really gutsy, committed actor she. … Continue reading →

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Go See “Thank-You for Smoking!” Now!

Posted on March 20, 2006 by John Judy

Seriously, this is the best movie of 2006 and easily the best comedy to come out of Hollywood since “Team America: World Police” back in 2004. It’s well-written, well-acted, well-directed and so smart, funny and understatedly noble that you’ll have … Continue reading →

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Happy First Day of Spring!

Posted on March 19, 2006 by John Judy

Love, Vern L. Equinox

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Writing for Television

Posted on March 18, 2006 by John Judy

Here’s a link on the subject that I stole from Warren Ellis. “Someday…” Or not.

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“Oy, V….”

Posted on March 17, 2006 by John Judy

Someday Hollywood will get it through the perfect vacume of their collective skulls that there exists an audience as yet untapped with an IQ higher than that of a planarian flatworm. “The Revolution will be televised, trivialized and canceled for … Continue reading →

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I Hate Comcast

Posted on March 16, 2006 by John Judy

Because that’s four hours of my life waiting for their technician that I’m not getting back. I’m an understanding soul. All I ask is that you call and TELL ME you’re blowing me off to watch cock-fights in East LA.

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