Monthly Archives: April 2006

Jokes, We Got Jokes….

Posted on April 27, 2006 by John Judy

From my “Big News” scribblings this week. BTW, if you’re in Chicago come see us Friday and Sunday nights at the “9th Annual Chicago Improv Festival”. Here’s the jokes: Fox News Channel reporter Tony Snow has agreed to take on … Continue reading →

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Scream of Consciousness

Posted on April 24, 2006 by John Judy

I was surfing with Fox News on in the background. Here are the results. (Profanity mostly redacted) Shrub is live on Fox right now. Talking to Orange County white people about immigration. Mary Bono is there. He’s talking about riding … Continue reading →

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“From Each According to His Ability to Each According to His Greed…”

Posted on April 23, 2006 by John Judy

Because everybody loves Raymond Hello. My name is out-going Exxon-Mobil CEO Lee Raymond. Lately there’s been a lotta hullabaloo in the media about my 400-million dollar retirement package. I must tell you, I find that very disappointing. Not the package … Continue reading →

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Some Jokes Wot I Wrote

Posted on April 20, 2006 by John Judy

Every week I try to bang out a few news-related jokes for my show “Big News”. Here are a few. Mario Etheridge was charged Friday with the shooting death of the Detroit rapper “Proof.” In his defense Mr. Etheridge claims … Continue reading →

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Howling at the Moon

Posted on April 17, 2006 by John Judy

Just read this article over at AlterNet and was struck yet again by the thought that I got into the wrong business. I mean, honestly, if an out-and-out psychotic can beome a billionaire, lauded, protected, and FUNDED(!) by the most … Continue reading →

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Happy 1436th Birthday, Mohammed!

Posted on April 10, 2006 by John Judy

Here’s to 1436 more! Oh, you don’t drink? Me neither! Wow, we’re really a lot alike, except for that whole claiming to be the final prophet of a monotheistic god thing. I never quite had the nerve to do that. … Continue reading →

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French Kiss

Posted on April 8, 2006 by John Judy

Taking a break from the blatantly whorish Exploitation Month in which I’m simply trolling for search engine hits with lowest common denominator catch phrases…. What was I saying? Ah, merci, oui, yes, I want to sincerely and enthusiastically urge you … Continue reading →

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Uranus Has a Blue Ring

Posted on April 8, 2006 by John Judy

“Not that it’s any of my business…” Exploitation Month aside, this is one of those cool science things that remind me how amazing the universe is. Best of all: Not one mention of dinosaurs in the Garden of Eden.

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