Here’s to 1436 more!
Oh, you don’t drink?
Me neither!
Wow, we’re really a lot alike, except for that whole claiming to be the final prophet of a monotheistic god thing.
I never quite had the nerve to do that.
But that’s why you have people blowing up mosques in your name and I have to wait behind 47 people at my HMO to get my bloodwork done.
No guts, no glory!
Anyway, here’s a gift certificate for a rock so heavy you can’t lift it. Whooooo!
Mazel tov!
