Happy Tisha B’av!
I say this because Tisha B’Av is the saddest day of the Jewish calendar. So logically it all gets better from here.
And if you actually have a happy Tisha B’Av then the rest of the year should be fantastic! 
On a related note, I predict Mel Gibson will sober up and convert to Judaism before the release date of “Apocalypto.”
Gentleman’s bet. No money.
