Why Bush Got In Office. Twice!

The Pew Research enter has made the startling discovery that Americans are friggin’ morons!

And it’s not like they were rocket scientists 20 years ago either.

Full disclosure: I took the sample survey and punted the question about the minimum wage.  My answer was off because I couldn’t believe it was still legal to pay anyone that little.  I still scored 91%.  The College grads and “some college” folks embarrassed themselves and, if this survey is accurate, anyone who can’t swing a high school diploma should not be allowed to vote.  Let’s just say we have found Bush’s hardcore 27%.

The good news:  Daily Show/Colbert viewers were the highest scoring.

Bad News:  NPR and O’Reilly consumers were tied.

I’m guessing it’s because they were asking questions of fact rather than interpretation, i.e.  “Who is the Vice-President?” rather than “Is he Evil Incarnate?”

I could have nailed that one.

No irony here.

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