According to State Representative Bob Allen (R-District 32) one can catch the gay germs by being in the presence of “a pretty stocky black guy.”
My question is, “How pretty, how stocky, and how black are we talking here?”
Must a threshold be reached on all three aspects or can a deeper shade of darkness offset a more ectomorphic build in the gay-causing person of African descent?
Could one be a homely, high-yaller “Gay Midas” if one was also built like Hulk Hogan?
I think the public should know these things.
We should also know that Bob has no plans to resign, is still Florida Co-Chair of the John McCain campaign, and looks very much like Gay Vito from “The Sopranos.”
Also too good not to share: His Florida House of Representatives web-page lists his recreational interests as “water sports.”
Sometimes the internets are generous to me…
