Monthly Archives: December 2007

Tough Break for Paris Hilton

According to Reuters, it seems her 80 year-old grandfather, Barron Hilton, has decided to donate 97% of his 2.3 billion dollar net-worth to charity once he goes to that Great Double King-Size in the Sky.  The headlines say this is … Continue reading

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Sol Invictus

So today was the Winter Solstice here in sunny California.  It was blustery but unfrozen and I spent it doing domestic things. My Feast of the Unconquered Sun was pepperoni pizza, coke, and sugar cookies.  My devotion was paid to … Continue reading

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Adios, Tom Tancredo!

Another MySpace Friend bites the aspiring Presidential dust after learning the hard way that you need more than just a hatred for poor brown people to make it in The Show. You also need a personal relationship with Mr. Jesus, … Continue reading

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Heroic, but Crazy

Yesterday’s shootings have become exponentially creepier as pistol-packin’ volunteer church security guard Jeanne Assam declares God chose her to shoot and kill the mentally-ill young man who took being turned away by his old church group as reason to start … Continue reading

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First Church of Christ the Reloader

Again the inevitable has happened: Another nut with a gun, more people dead and maimed, more people asking “Why?” but still unwilling to hear the answer. Guns plus Crazy equals Today in Colorado. Of course it must be said that … Continue reading

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Mega-Church Money Finally Being Scrutinized

I don’t seriously expect the biggest scam in history to crumble before a senate investigation, but it is nice to see the most blatant nose-thumbers finally get a glance from my elected leaders. Some lessons: “Prosperity Gospel” is such an … Continue reading

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Fantasy Football for Closeted Gays

Jodie Foster.  Queen Latifah.  John Travolta.  All in one place. It is a sign of the times when The Closet now has an A-List. You go, girls!

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Huckabee, Part 2

I can’t believe I left out the most disturbing thing about Mike Huckabee: He has surged to front-runner status since being endorsed by (so help me god) Chuck Norris. You may laugh and say that washed-up Hollywood action heroes have … Continue reading

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