…can reliably be found several stories above the FoxNews editorial offices, specifically the office of the person who wrote these headlines:
Woman Goes for Leg Operation, Gets New Anus Instead (Impulse shopping can be hazardous… )
Is Your Vagina Depressed? (If you’re a FoxNews viewer or his spouse, almost certainly.) This one’s a video link which I refuse to risk on this site.
Australian Man Gunned Down in Driveway by Killer Robot (Schwarzenegger NOT directly involved.)
I just hope there are no advanced alien civilizations watching us during this Murdoch Era of Journalism because if I were they I’d be thinking “Play it safe. Nuke ‘em from orbit.”
