“The Seven Habits of Highly Effective Drunk Guys with Sawed-Off Shotguns”
“Lawn-Boy, if You Want to Be a Lawn-Man You’ll Start This Time”
“Next to Me the Unabomber Was a Metrosexual”
“If Pulling the Cord Don’t Work, Try Pulling the Trigger!”
“I Am Not Mickey Rourke, So Stop Asking”
“One of the Voices in My Head Was Al Gore”
“Don’t Tell Me There’s Nothing to Do in Wisconsin!”
“Tuesdays with Jack Daniels”
“What Would Ted Nugent Do?”
“If They Take My House, Can I Live in Your Jail?”
“Heck, You Should See What I Did to the Weed-Wacker”
Seriously. If Ann Coulter gets published why not this guy?
