Monthly Archives: August 2008

A Request of Christopher Guest

Please do a movie homage to the Jerry Lewis MDA telethon. Am I alone in seeing this as a perfect match of talent to subject matter?

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Definition of “Forever”

The time between the fall and rise of your sleeping child’s chest. They’re screwing with me again.

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Sarah Palin: Mother or Grandmother?

This is just too good not to share. Rumors abound that Sarah’s last kid is actually her grandchild by her 16 year-old daughter. Let the savage, merciless gladiatorial games on crack begin!

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“Obama bin Biden?”

Oh, you PUMA/McCainiac jokesters, you just kill me! These things will look just awesome in the shattered windows of the rusted-out pickup trucks you’re living in with your twelve uninsured kids! Yours in Christ!

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A Little Hard Truth from Mister Mom

“Your time is no longer your own” is what I’d tell anyone seriously considering the plunge into parenthood. I don’t know how selfish or set in your ways the various readers of this blog may be but I’d put myself … Continue reading

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So Long CNN

I reached my breaking point tonight after two “Headline Stories” that were basically news-porn of the kiddie-torture variety. Between that, the baby whale euthanizing story and Frozen Bigfoot Week I just can’t take the aggravation and depression anymore. It used … Continue reading

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Somebody Make This Movie

George Clooney as Ralph Nader. Thank-you.

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Jughead and Friends Digest #29

I am in this comic, next to last page, so help me god. Long story.

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