Monthly Archives: September 2008

They Had Lincoln/Douglas. We Have This.

Posted on September 30, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

Steve Doocy and John McCain. The fact that Steve Doocy can find employment as anything beyond The Slow Waiter at Chili’s proves there is no God.

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The Answer is “Parenthood.”

Posted on September 29, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

  The question is “How is it possible to be both puffy and gaunt at the same time?” If only boarding schools were free…

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My Bail-Out Plan

Posted on September 29, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

Let’s liquidate the red states.  Seriously.  Start with the ones that are giving us the most trouble and just put ‘em on the block for auction. What do you think China would give us for Florida? We could sell Alaska … Continue reading →

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Several Worthy Links Tonight

Posted on September 28, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

1.  “Barack Obama Meets Jed Bartlett” by Aaron Sorkin.  Honest.  Thank-you Richard for forwarding this. 2.  Discover your Palin-Name.  If Sarah Palin had been my mommy I would be “Timber Challenger Palin.”  (And dead at 17….)  Thanks to my sister … Continue reading →

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I Just Realized What This Election is Missing

Posted on September 24, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

Sarah Palin Lesbian Rumors!!! Come on people!  She went to college in the eighties!  Several times! Let’s Rove it up, Democrats! We got six weeks to scare the Christers!

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Things I Would Like to Do Before I Die

Posted on September 16, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

1.  See the stars from below the equator.  If I had traveled any less in my life I could be a Republican nominee for vice-president. 2.  See my kids happily married.  A grandkid or two would not be unwelcome.  Gotta … Continue reading →

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9-11: The Thrill is Gone

Posted on September 10, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

I realized sometime after the GOP convention in St.Paul that 9-11 was feeling a little different this year. Maybe it was the shameless way the GOP kept trotting it out like an endless dinosaur rocker “farewell tour” meant to generate … Continue reading →

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What the Dems Need to Say, Off the Top of My Head

Posted on September 8, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

1.  We will cut taxes for you and your families and raise them on the Russians and Chinese! 2.  We won’t just save the unborn babies, we will resurrect the ones who have already died! 3.  Ditto your favorite pets! … Continue reading →

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