Let’s liquidate the red states. Seriously. Start with the ones that are giving us the most trouble and just put ‘em on the block for auction.
What do you think China would give us for Florida?
We could sell Alaska back to the Russians, on E-Bay, Sarah Palin included. Guaranteed profit over what we paid.
Hawaii is blue and beautiful so I think we should hold onto it, but we could definitely lease it out to Japanese businessmen. Maybe make the whole place a time-share.
Then with whatever profits we make we could pay Mexico to take back Texas.
Call the whole thing a Red Tag Sale and hope Ohio gets the message.
Bidding starts at 24 dollars worth of beads and trinkets.
