Monthly Archives: November 2008

Saxby Chambliss is a Filthy G.O.Pedo-Pervert

Posted on November 28, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

Seriously, how many takes of this heart-warming Thanksgiving message did it take to warp his granddaughter for life? watch?v=9_3T6q88QF4 I know Georgia is “The South” and they do things a little different down there but come on! If My Beloved … Continue reading →

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Thoughts on Public Education

Posted on November 25, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

Isn’t telling an LA kid to make a Christmas card featuring snowflakes and other Wintery icons sort a cruel taunt? And speaking of cruel taunts, the HuffPo is reporting that Ann Coulter has broken her jaw and had it wired … Continue reading →

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Progress (Sort of)

Posted on November 25, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

More people believe in aliens and ghosts than in God, a new survey finds, according to a British newspaper. I think it’s because aliens and ghosts tend to be less judgmental. Also Mr. Spock (not “Sock!”) and Patrick Swayze are … Continue reading →

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Things to Do Today

Posted on November 23, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

1.  Refrain from storming the Church of Scientology Celebrity Center in Hollywood with my samurai swords. That’s it really.

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Your Ted Haggard Quote of the Millenium

Posted on November 23, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

If I could make stuff like this up I would have the Nobel Prize for Literature (and a brain tumor the size of a baby’s fist): In the sermons, Haggard said a co-worker of his father molested him when he … Continue reading →

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Be Afraid…

Posted on November 23, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

I scored 32 out of 33 on this civics quiz from the Intercollegiate Studies Institute.  That’s 96.97 perecnt. (I screwed up my answer on #33.) The average monthly score for November was 77.6 percent. More scary? According to the the … Continue reading →

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SAG Strike to Happen (or not)

Posted on November 22, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

This headline on Yahoo! caught my eye: “Hollywood actors guild to seek strike” Yeah, because that’s what every already starving artist wants: Less work during a recession. Reading a little further I saw that “SAG’s national board has already authorized … Continue reading →

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News Round-Up

Posted on November 21, 2008 by Your Humble Narrator

1. I am back from my friend’s wedding in St. John and it was beautiful.  It was my first real 100% Jewish wedding and it came with iguanas.  Honest.  Of course none of them offered to help lift the bride … Continue reading →

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