Monthly Archives: February 2009

I Ain’t Goin’ Back to Ohio…

Posted on February 27, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

Note to self:  Do NOT die in Cincinnati! Not if you cherish your virtue…

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My Band’s First Album

Posted on February 25, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

This is the cover of my band Greta Railway Station’s first album “One Kill But by Laughter.” Thanks, George.

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Quote for the Night

Posted on February 20, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

Discovered on a wall at my son’s elementary school: “Don’t cry because it’s over.  Smile because it happened.” – Dr. Seuss. I’m looking at you, Entire Human Race…

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Good News, Los Angeles!

Posted on February 18, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

A 25 year-old tagger was run down and killed by a silver Toyota Camry this morning as he tried to run across the 5 Freeway after covering a sign with spray-paint. The bad news is it tied up traffic for … Continue reading →

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My Boy

Posted on February 15, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

Out on the rocks at Marina Del Rey today.

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Political Bigwigs’ High School Portraits

Posted on February 12, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

I stumbled across this today at VetoCorleone.com These teenaged pictures of the future Great and Powerful inspired the following musings: Obama:  The first guy in your class to have actual sex with a woman. Biden:  The Catholic kid who was … Continue reading →

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Greatest American Death Masks

Posted on February 12, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

It’s cool to see how many of our Historical Greats looked like mutant dockworkers. Here’s Thomas Paine.

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Happy 200th Birthday, Mr. President

Posted on February 12, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

We once had a President who wrote this on the fly: “Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created … Continue reading →

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