I stumbled across this today at VetoCorleone.com
These teenaged pictures of the future Great and Powerful inspired the following musings:
Obama: The first guy in your class to have actual sex with a woman.
Biden: The Catholic kid who was saving himself for marriage or a girl who would have sleep with him, whichever came first.
Pelosi: Sylvia Plath reader. Didn’t even make it to the first reunion.
Hillary: Miss Perfect. You never had a shot at a shot with her.
McCain: Punk who drove dad’s cool car.
Palin: Pastor’s daughter/Town Pump.
Huckabee: The guy who was never the appropriate age to be at the Lutheran retreat in any capacity but was still there every year.
Dubya: Smelly date-raper.
Bush Senior: The guy who would go to his grave without ever telling a soul, not even himself, that his real name was “Janine.”
Clinton: Affable drunk/stoner. You’d see him working happily at the Amoco, maybe picking up weekend shifts in the kitchen at Shakey’s. Helluva guy. Forgets his insulin a lot.
Carter: Serial. Killer. Walls papered with human skin.
Blagojevich: The guy who always had what you needed. Eventually killed by Columbians.
Gore: No matter how much he drank, smoked and otherwise hoovered he kept waking up as himself. It’s wasn’t fair!
Cheney: At first glance I truly believed this was a young Kevin Costner.
Guiliani: The kid who got shivved in juvie freshman year.
