On a whim I just googled “What to do with the rest of my life” and hit image search.
This is what came up first:

I can’t decide if this means I should:
A) Become a brilliant and accomplished writer/actor like Hugh Laurie. (He also has a chick’s last name. Hmmm…)
B) Go to med school and be a real jerk about it.
C) Get hooked through the bag on Vicodin.
D) All of the above.
I’m going to bed now.