Monthly Archives: June 2009

I’m Goin’ to Disneyland!

Posted on June 26, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator
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Homeowner’s Lesson #1

Posted on June 21, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

If a plumber is the only one approved by your homeowner’s insurance to work on your leaky shack, he or she will take it as a license issued by Her Majesty’s Government to be a huge, unresponsive knob.

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If Christopher Columbus Had Used Google Maps…

Posted on June 19, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

… American Indians would be on the moon today.

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Made It to a Motel in Lexington, VA

Posted on June 18, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

Dear Virginia State Troopers and All the People I Have Not Killed or Maimed Tonight, You’re welcome. –  JJ PS – According to The Googles, Jackson MS to Lexington VA is about 800 miles and twelve hours.  Took me a … Continue reading →

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North, Miss Teschmacher!

Posted on June 18, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

Virginia ho! (She’s actually a very nice girl….)

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Some Things You Can Only Find in Louisiana

Posted on June 17, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

Like this for instance: Today I made it from Oklahoma City to Jackson, Mississippi.  I passed through the aforementioned Arkansas and found John Deere and Delta Plastics to be well-represented.  Also saw a bit of Louisiana before crossing The Mighty … Continue reading →

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Apology to My Christian Friends

Posted on June 17, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

Reviewing my entries over the past few nights I find I have been especially down (even for me) on The Faith. I’m sorry.  I respect you guys individually even though we have divergent world-views and I know you’re not in … Continue reading →

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Today’s Highlights

Posted on June 16, 2009 by Your Humble Narrator

Very few. Spent most of today just making up lost time from earlier wanderings. Blasted from Albuquerque to Oklahoma City along Route 40. Few stops, only for gas and Nature. – Spent most of the first leg regretting my Denny’s … Continue reading →

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