Monthly Archives: September 2010

It Can Not Be Said Often Enough

“Action Philosophers!” by Fred Van Lente and Ryan Dunlavey is awesome and everyone should buy it.

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King of Planets, Knave of States

Jupiter is hanging bright beneath a full moon and there’s woodsmoke in the air. Virginia’s suckiness is mitigated for a night. Tomorrow we execute a retarded woman and it’s back to business as usual.

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Know Your Market

The top keyword searches for my website are: 1. Necrophilia 18.89% 2. John Judy 12.22% 3. Necrophilia Photos 6.67% 4. Weasel Image 6.67% 5. Incorruptible #8 3.33% The lesson I take from this is that I need to write more … Continue reading

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Miss Communication

If they don’t want you to wear a costume to your kid’s Back to School Night shouldn’t that be in the announcement? Common courtesy goes a long way.

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Sprinting

Mentally reviewing my to-do list this afternoon led me to a realization.  While I am not lazy, I am constitutionally weak when it comes to finishing long-term projects. Repairing the fence?  I put in a good afternoon a few months … Continue reading

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No Fair, PBS. Need Sleep…

Tried turning off the TV after watching “Mad Men” with the wife.  Switched back to PBS as the default channel so our kids don’t turn on the set before school and find HBO’s early morning repeat of “Pimps Up/Hos Down.” … Continue reading

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9-12, I Win

Today, while teabaggers across the nation rallied to replace the United States government with a perverted clown college that can’t add or spell, I drove my family east toward the US Naval Academy and dinner with my in-laws. My in-laws … Continue reading

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The Missionary Position

Right-wing fundie swine like Pastor “Johnny Stormfront” down in Florida are always whining about how they’re not allowed to build churches in Muslim countries and using this as an excuse for all kinds of bugfuckery here in First Amendment Land. … Continue reading

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