My Proposed Kickstarter Project

I would like to raise a billion dollars on Kickstarter for a national media campaign to convince Americans that ingesting cyanide is good for your complexion.

Since it appears at least one-third of Americans will believe any damn thing they see or hear on the telebishum provided it is repeated to them often enough, I feel this is the last chance we have to get these people out of the voting and gene pools respectively.

I don’t know if I could be held civilly responsible for their deaths but I think our circumstances are dire enough that I’m willing to take my chances in front of a judge.

Maybe I can start another Kickstarter fund to get a good lawyer?

Goes great with Bud, PBR and Scientology!

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