John Judy’s Blog

Just finished the reviews in time to fold laundry, pack and catch a plane back east.  Enjoy!

AFTER 9-11: AMERICA’S WAR ON TERROR HC & SC by Sid Jacobson and Ernie Colon.  The team behind the excellent 9-11 REPORT graphic adaptation now present us with its tragic sequel.  While the creators strive to be fair to all concerned the Bushies come off almost as badly as they deserve.  Hey, misleading a nation into a bankrupting, unnecessary war will do that sometimes!  Highly recommended for 4,115 reasons as of this writing.

AMAZING SPIDER-MAN #573 by Dan Slott and John Romita Jr.  Spidey and Norman Osborn mix it up but the real story is the variant cover featuring Stephen Colbert!  “Stephen Colbert: Better than zombies and apes put together!”

ASTONISHING X-MEN #27 by Warren Ellis and Simone Bianchi.  This is one of those special books where, even if you don’t love where it’s going, you have to respect the intelligence of the writing and the intricate beauty of the art.  It even has jokes that work!  Who knew the White Queen’s real power was drollery?  Recommended.

CAPTAIN BRITAIN AND MI13 #6 by Paul Cornell and Leonard Kirk.  Vampires!  Mindless Ones!  But enough about the GOP base…  This is a good comic.  Clever, worth reading, recommended.

DC UNIVERSE DECISIONS #3 of 4 by Judd Winick, Bill Willingham and Rick Leonardi. The most amazing thing about the DCU isn’t the superheroes.  It’s that there are four viable candidates for President in the general election.  I wish we could have President Luthor back. He kept us safe.

EX MACHINA VOL. 7: EX CATHEDRA SC by Brian K. Vaughan and Tony Harris.  Collecting issues #30-35 in which the Great Machine meets the Pope.  Hijinks ensue.  Recommended.

FINAL CRISIS: LEGION OF THREE WORLDS #2 of 5 by Geoff Johns and George Perez.  Great, epic, continuity-shattering space opera by two guys who were born to do this sort of thing!  On, Nerdery, on!  Recommended.

FINAL CRISIS: ROGUES REVENGE #3 of 3 by Geoff Johns and Scott Kolins.  The big throw-down between the Rogues and the Secret Society!  Who will burn?  Who will freeze?  Who will… look bad in the mirror?  Plus, Barry Allen!

GHOST RIDER #28 by Jason Aaron and Tang Eng Hut.  Two Ghost Riders, Johnny Blaze and Danny Ketch, fight in the mountains of Tibet.  Why isn’t Tarantino filming this right now?  Also, a Very Special back-up story.

GREATEST HITS #2 of 6 by David Tischman, Glenn Fabry and Gary Erskine.  A great new series based on the idea that the British Invasion of the sixties was not rockers but superheroes.  Oh, and somebody dies.  Probably the hero whose superpowers are drumming and mooching off his girlfriend.  Very clever, lots of inside humor, recommended.

HULK MONSTER-SIZE SPECIAL #1.  (Insert incredibly inappropriate joke here.)

JUSTICE SOCIETY OF AMERICA #19 by Geoff Johns, Alex Ross and Dale Eaglesham.  Everybody fights everybody!  Finally!  It’s Gog-errific!

MIGHTY AVENGERS #19 by Brian Michael Bendis and Steve Kurth.  Warning!  This issue may contain actual Avengers!

PUNISHER MAX #63 by Gregg Hurwitz and Laurence Campbell.  Last issue some low-down meth dealers tricked Frank into wasting a kidnapped little girl.  This issue Frank responds.  Not for kids.

RASL #3 written and drawn by Jeff Smith.  The mystery of Smith’s dimension-hopping thief continues.  Who is the lizard dude and why is he chasing Rasl down?  Cartoon, sci-fi noir.  Good stuff.  Recommended.

SCALPED VOL.3 SC: DEAD MOTHERS by Jason Aaron, R.M. Guera and John Paul Leon.  Don’t buy anything else this week until you’ve picked up this book, collecting issues #12–18 of this amazing, gut-punching series.  Not for kids.  For everyone else.  Highly recommended.

SUPERMAN AND BATMAN VS VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES #1 of 6.  I list this comic only because I wanted to type the title.

SUPERMAN’S PAL, JIMMY OLSEN SPECIAL #1 by James Robinson and Jesus Merino.  We always knew he was.

ULTIMATE ORIGINS #5 of 5 by Brian Michael Bendis and Butch Guice.  Okay, it’s been an interesting ride, but I’d like to officially request of Marvel that all future ULTIMATE mini-series actually have an ending rather than just being lead-ins to the next friggin’ ULTIMATE mini-series!  Just make it a maxi-series if it takes longer than six issues to tell the story.  Nuff said!

UNCANNY X-MEN #503 by Matt Fraction, Ed Brubaker and Greg Land.  Mutants drink beer, fight and smile a lot.  Did you know that in San Francisco everyone has perfectly straight, white teeth?  Or at least solid white bands where teeth should be?  Don’t tell me comic books lie!  Also a certain redhead is back from the dead.  It must be Wednesday.

WELCOME TO HOXFORD #3 written and executed by Ben Templesmith.  The artist of FELL pulls out the stops on this Werewolves vs. Psycho-Killer diversion.  It’s fun but not for kids.

Go see this wonderful movie before the Lord calls you home.

Anyone still supporting Sarah Palin should have their organs harvested.

Steve Doocy and John McCain.

The fact that Steve Doocy can find employment as anything beyond The Slow Waiter at Chili’s proves there is no God.

The question is “How is it possible to be both puffy and gaunt at the same time?”

If only boarding schools were free…

Let’s liquidate the red states.  Seriously.  Start with the ones that are giving us the most trouble and just put ‘em on the block for auction.

What do you think China would give us for Florida?

We could sell Alaska back to the Russians, on E-Bay, Sarah Palin included.  Guaranteed profit over what we paid.

Hawaii is blue and beautiful so I think we should hold onto it, but we could definitely lease it out to Japanese businessmen.  Maybe make the whole place a time-share.

Then with whatever profits we make we could pay Mexico to take back Texas.

Call the whole thing a Red Tag Sale and hope Ohio gets the message.

Bidding starts at 24 dollars worth of beads and trinkets.