John Judy’s Blog

If a plumber is the only one approved by your homeowner’s insurance to work on your leaky shack, he or she will take it as a license issued by Her Majesty’s Government to be a huge, unresponsive knob.

… American Indians would be on the moon today.

Dear Virginia State Troopers and All the People I Have Not Killed or Maimed Tonight,

You’re welcome.

-  JJ

PS - According to The Googles, Jackson MS to Lexington VA is about 800 miles and twelve hours.  Took me a bit longer due to traffic and Nature’s occasional callings.

Tomorrow/Later Today I get to see my new house for the first time, then pick up the cats at Dulles so they can eff it all up.

Virginia ho!

(She’s actually a very nice girl….)

Like this for instance:

Today I made it from Oklahoma City to Jackson, Mississippi.  I passed through the aforementioned Arkansas and found John Deere and Delta Plastics to be well-represented.  Also saw a bit of Louisiana before crossing The Mighty Mississip.  Staying at my aunt’s tonight with her three dogs and impressive collection of artwork.

Life is good but tomorrow’s gonna be a hard run for the North.

No New Orleans, no Graceland, no Museum of Creation Science.  The cats arrive at Dulles Friday afternoon and I’ve gotta be there.

Google says it’s 973 miles and fifteen hours of Pain.

I can do this.