Category Archives: Humor

“Sit Up, Boy! Beg for Forgiveness!”

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

Some Anglican priestess up in Canada is getting the rolled up newspaper for giving the body of Christ to a German Shepherd mix. Come on, don’t all dogs go to heaven? Why shouldn’t they get Purina Christy Bites? And I’m … Continue reading →

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Please God, I Can’t Be Dead! I’m Only…

Posted on July 25, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

…forty-seven? Oh, crap. Nevermind. Forty-seven, that’s horrible. That’s like 17 years past your date with Carousel. Two whole caveman lives, minimum. Just marking time between prostate exams really. Why would anyone want to do that? Bring on the speeding bus.

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Good Reads from Last Week

Posted on May 16, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

I read a bunch more stuff but this is what stood out as the best: DAYTRIPPER #6 of 10 by Gabriel Ba and Fabio Moon.  This limited series has one recurring gag: Every issue the lead character, a Brazilian obituary … Continue reading →

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Gratitude List

Posted on April 4, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

Things we are grateful for this Bastardized Pagan Fertility Day: 1. Family 2. Health 3. Comfy middle-class lifestyle 4. Chocolate 5. Atheism 6. “Scalped” by Jason Aaron and R.M. Guera 7.  ”Walking Dead” by Robert Kirkman and Charles Adlard 8. … Continue reading →

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Gilligan Thoughts

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

This show is haunting me I think. Not long ago I blogged a musing about the process of cannibalistic elimination on “The Isle” and tonight I just watched the video I’ve embedded below. Stairway to Gilligan\’s Island Now I’m thinking … Continue reading →

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Top of My Head/Bottom of My Heart Life Coaching by JJ

Posted on January 24, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

I received an invitation to become a “Life Coach” from one of my FB friends I’ve never met. It got me thinking: What would I throw together if somebody offered me $10,000 dollars to put down my bus tub and … Continue reading →

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My Completely Lazy, Whorish Votes for the 2010 SAG Awards

Posted on January 20, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

I just cast my votes on-line after reviewing all the DVD screeners the producers bothered to send this year.  For the record there were five of them: Up in the Air, An Education, Julie & Julia, Precious and Inglourious Basterds. … Continue reading →

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Ann Coulter’s New Look

Posted on January 6, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator
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