Category Archives: Humor

Today’s Patron Saint for October 3rd

Today’s Patron Saint is Saint Gerard of Brogne (invoked against scrofula and jaundice).  A Benedictine monk, Saint Gerard was saying Mass when the marquis of Flanders passed a memorable kidney stone.  This inspired the marquis to send Gerard all over … Continue reading

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Today’s Patron Saint(s) for October 2nd

Today’s Patron Saints are the Guardian Angels (of police) and Leger (invoked against blindness). Today’s theme is irony. Nobody’s sure who came up with the idea that every one of us has a personal Guardian Angel (of the opposite sex … Continue reading

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Today’s Patron Saint(s) for October 1st

Today’s Patron Saints are Remi (of France) and Teresa of Lisieux (of florists, foreign missions, pilots and France; invoked against tuberculosis). Woot! That’s all you get til I come back and edit this tomorrow. I drove to Jersey and back … Continue reading

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Today’s Patron Saint(s) for September 30th

Today’s Patron Saints are Saint Jerome (of librarians, students) and Saint Gregory the Enlightener (of Armenia). We can thank Saint Jerome for two things: 1. The Vulgate Bible. First one in Latin and no, I haven’t read it either. 2. … Continue reading

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Today’s Patron Saint, September 29th

Today’s Patron Saint for September 29th is Saint Michael (of Brussels, Germany, Papua New Guinea, The Basques, policemen, bankers, grocers, radiologists, paratroopers, the dying and cemeteries; invoked against peril at sea), better known perhaps as the Archangel Michael. Michael is … Continue reading

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Today’s Patron Saint(s) for September 28th

Today’s Patron Saints are Saint Bernardino of Feltre (of bankers and pawnbrokers) and Saint Wenceslaus (of brewers, Bohemia, Czechoslovakia, and sheep). Saint Bernardino honestly comes off as even more of a jerk than some of the other jerk saints.  He … Continue reading

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Today’s Patron Saint(s), September 27th

Today’s Patron Saints are Saint Elzear (of Christian gentlemen) and Saint Vincent de Paul (of Madagascar, charitable societies, hospital workers and prisoners). Saint Elzear’s achievements include living in a celibate marriage from the age of 16 til death, curing a … Continue reading

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What I Believe

I believe this should be the test for whether or not you’re allowed to live on the same planet as the rest of us. Yes, I would enforce this if given the power. And a lot of ammunition…

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