Category Archives: Life

Post-Maternity Leave, Day One

Posted on August 23, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

First Lesson: Tears only go so far with Daddy. Then Daddy is like Pharaoh. He hardens his heart. Where’s your god now, baby?

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No Tears

Posted on July 30, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

I’m not opposed to crying, it’s just not something I do. This isn’t to say that I don’t feel awful, whine, complain or even know moments of transcendent joy and relief.  I just very seldom express such things by leaking … Continue reading →

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“Sit Up, Boy! Beg for Forgiveness!”

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

Some Anglican priestess up in Canada is getting the rolled up newspaper for giving the body of Christ to a German Shepherd mix. Come on, don’t all dogs go to heaven? Why shouldn’t they get Purina Christy Bites? And I’m … Continue reading →

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Please God, I Can’t Be Dead! I’m Only…

Posted on July 25, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

…forty-seven? Oh, crap. Nevermind. Forty-seven, that’s horrible. That’s like 17 years past your date with Carousel. Two whole caveman lives, minimum. Just marking time between prostate exams really. Why would anyone want to do that? Bring on the speeding bus.

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Can I Blog From the iPhone?

Posted on July 25, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

Yeah, but it’s really awkward. And posting photos and links is out of the question. Okay, let’s see how this works…

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Are You There, Blog? It’s Me, JJ…

Posted on July 20, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

Christ, I knew it had been a while since I’d provided content to this thing but a whole month? What could have kept me away for a whole month? Oh yeah… We call him “Little Hulk.” Other things have come … Continue reading →

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Thoughts on the BP Oil Disaster

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

If this really is the point at which we have irrevocably destroyed the global food chain and must start killing and eating each other to survive? Teabaggers at the top of the menu, followed by clergy. But coconuts only as a … Continue reading →

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Gratitude List

Posted on April 4, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

Things we are grateful for this Bastardized Pagan Fertility Day: 1. Family 2. Health 3. Comfy middle-class lifestyle 4. Chocolate 5. Atheism 6. “Scalped” by Jason Aaron and R.M. Guera 7.  ”Walking Dead” by Robert Kirkman and Charles Adlard 8. … Continue reading →

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