Category Archives: Philosophy

Miss Communication

Posted on September 15, 2010 by John Judy

If they don’t want you to wear a costume to your kid’s Back to School Night shouldn’t that be in the announcement? Common courtesy goes a long way.

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9-12, I Win

Posted on September 13, 2010 by John Judy

Today, while teabaggers across the nation rallied to replace the United States government with a perverted clown college that can’t add or spell, I drove my family east toward the US Naval Academy and dinner with my in-laws. My in-laws … Continue reading →

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Dawn of the Sex Robot

Posted on September 9, 2010 by John Judy

I’ve been to Disneyland and seen Asimo, the cute little bot from Honda who can climb stairs, run around and talk to you in a creepy voice. I’ve seen the video on Roxxxy Sexrobot. And I know in my heart … Continue reading →

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Facebook Philosophy 101

Posted on September 7, 2010 by John Judy

Why do we do Facebook? To keep up with friends far away. To share a laugh or a concern. To screw with South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint. All these things are enriching and fun. Why do we not do Facebook? … Continue reading →

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Post-Maternity Leave, Day One

Posted on August 23, 2010 by John Judy

First Lesson: Tears only go so far with Daddy. Then Daddy is like Pharaoh. He hardens his heart. Where’s your god now, baby?

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No Tears

Posted on July 30, 2010 by John Judy

I’m not opposed to crying, it’s just not something I do. This isn’t to say that I don’t feel awful, whine, complain or even know moments of transcendent joy and relief.  I just very seldom express such things by leaking … Continue reading →

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“Sit Up, Boy! Beg for Forgiveness!”

Posted on July 27, 2010 by John Judy

Some Anglican priestess up in Canada is getting the rolled up newspaper for giving the body of Christ to a German Shepherd mix. Come on, don’t all dogs go to heaven? Why shouldn’t they get Purina Christy Bites? And I’m … Continue reading →

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Please God, I Can’t Be Dead! I’m Only…

Posted on July 25, 2010 by John Judy

…forty-seven? Oh, crap. Nevermind. Forty-seven, that’s horrible. That’s like 17 years past your date with Carousel. Two whole caveman lives, minimum. Just marking time between prostate exams really. Why would anyone want to do that? Bring on the speeding bus.

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