Category Archives: Politics

Virginia Elections November 8th 2011, Soil and Water Conservation Director of Northern Virginia District

There are five people running for a what appears to be a panel of Directors devoted to Soil and Water Conservation for Northern Virginia. We are told to “vote for not more than three.” Seems simple enough but for the … Continue reading

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Virginia Election November 8th 2011, Fairfax County Sheriff

The two contenders for this office are Republican Bill A. Cooper the 3rd and Democrat Stan G. Barry.  Let’s have a look at them. 1. Republican Bill A. Cooper the 3rd is a retired deputy with an associate’s degree in criminal justice … Continue reading

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Virginia Election, November 8th 2011, Fairfax County Commonwealth’s Attorney

This is another easy one since the incumbent, Democrat Raymond F. Morrogh, is running unopposed. Morrogh seems like a solid guy whose record must be unimpeachable since there’s not even some crazy teabagger running against him. He’s prosecuted death penalty … Continue reading

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Virginia Election, November 8th 2011, House of Delegates 53rd District

According to the Virginia Board of Elections our choices for this office include incumbent Democrat James M. “Jim” Scott and Republican…. Nobody. Scott is running unopposed despite being one of those dreaded “incumbents” who are hating our freedom, putting Sharia … Continue reading

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Virginia 37th District State Senate Race, November 8th 2011

The two candidates who seem to be keeping the post office in business lately are incumbent Democrat Dave W. Marsden and GOP challenger Jason Flanary. A quick review of their literature and the interwebs reveals Marsden has a long record … Continue reading

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A Disgrace to Nepotist Hillbilly Drunks Everywhere

Have you heard the new Hank Williams Jr. song? It’s called “All My Rowdy Friends Aren’t Returning My Phone Calls Anymore.”

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Civil War

On April 12th, 150 years ago this week, the Civil War began when a bunch of dumb crackers lobbed a mortar at Fort Sumter in South Carolina.  Abe Lincoln wasn’t having that noise and he spent the next four years … Continue reading

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My E-Mail to South Dakota State Rep. Phil Jensen

This is a guy who introduced and pushed legislation to make it legal to murder physicians who provide abortion services.  In America. Here’s the story: http://wonkette.com/438217/south-dakota-legalizing-abortion-doctor-murder#more-438217 Here’s his homepage: http://legis.state.sd.us/email/LegislatorEmail.aspx?MemberID=146 Here’s what I wrote to him: Heading: “I don’t usually write to … Continue reading

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