Category Archives: Utter Bastards

A Disgrace to Nepotist Hillbilly Drunks Everywhere

Posted on October 4, 2011 by John Judy

Have you heard the new Hank Williams Jr. song? It’s called “All My Rowdy Friends Aren’t Returning My Phone Calls Anymore.”

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“Holy $#!+ Batman!”

Posted on September 28, 2011 by John Judy

Today I am deeply sad and embarrassed for Frank Miller. Along with Dennis Miller (no relation) he is another former hero of mine who seems to have fallen victim to the derangement of fame and 9-11. He’d been warning us … Continue reading →

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Civil War

Posted on April 10, 2011 by John Judy

On April 12th, 150 years ago this week, the Civil War began when a bunch of dumb crackers lobbed a mortar at Fort Sumter in South Carolina.  Abe Lincoln wasn’t having that noise and he spent the next four years … Continue reading →

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Go to Hell, Casting Frontier

Posted on March 31, 2011 by John Judy

Just go to hell.  How does this not end with grunting in a Kentucky barn? HOW?!? CF CASTING FRONTIER on-line casting solutions! NEW ROLE OPEN TO PUBLIC SUBMISSIONS This e-mail is to notify you that your profile matches the required … Continue reading →

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My E-Mail to South Dakota State Rep. Phil Jensen

Posted on February 15, 2011 by John Judy

This is a guy who introduced and pushed legislation to make it legal to murder physicians who provide abortion services.  In America. Here’s the story: http://wonkette.com/438217/south-dakota-legalizing-abortion-doctor-murder#more-438217 Here’s his homepage: http://legis.state.sd.us/email/LegislatorEmail.aspx?MemberID=146 Here’s what I wrote to him: Heading: “I don’t usually write to … Continue reading →

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Why I Hate The World/This Business

Posted on January 18, 2011 by John Judy

Thanks to being required by a local agency to sign up for this “free, but always available for paid upgrade” service I routinely find gems like this in my inbox, despite the fact that I am a Union frickin’ actor … Continue reading →

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You’ve Got to be Carefully Taught

Posted on December 22, 2010 by John Judy

Yesterday: The Sequel. So today at my son’s after-school Tae Kwon Do class he was told by the Christian kids that he shouldn’t celebrate Christmas because he doesn’t believe in god. He was told this a lot, to the point … Continue reading →

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Best Part of the Day

Posted on December 22, 2010 by John Judy

My eldest son was giving a presentation for his second grade class. Each of the kids had to get up and tell what their family did to celebrate “The Winter Holidays” and why.  Often these things concluded with a sharing … Continue reading →

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