Category Archives: Utter Bastards

“Sit Up, Boy! Beg for Forgiveness!”

Posted on July 27, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

Some Anglican priestess up in Canada is getting the rolled up newspaper for giving the body of Christ to a German Shepherd mix. Come on, don’t all dogs go to heaven? Why shouldn’t they get Purina Christy Bites? And I’m … Continue reading →

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Good Reads from Last Week

Posted on May 16, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

I read a bunch more stuff but this is what stood out as the best: DAYTRIPPER #6 of 10 by Gabriel Ba and Fabio Moon.  This limited series has one recurring gag: Every issue the lead character, a Brazilian obituary … Continue reading →

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Thoughts on the BP Oil Disaster

Posted on May 13, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

If this really is the point at which we have irrevocably destroyed the global food chain and must start killing and eating each other to survive? Teabaggers at the top of the menu, followed by clergy. But coconuts only as a … Continue reading →

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Things I Will Regret til the Day I Die

Posted on February 27, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

Not many (so far) but they fall into three categories: 1. Cruel words to someone who doesn’t have them coming. 2. Violent acts. 3. Not being there when I was needed. Not many instances I can think of but far … Continue reading →

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Top of My Head/Bottom of My Heart Life Coaching by JJ

Posted on January 24, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

I received an invitation to become a “Life Coach” from one of my FB friends I’ve never met. It got me thinking: What would I throw together if somebody offered me $10,000 dollars to put down my bus tub and … Continue reading →

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My Completely Lazy, Whorish Votes for the 2010 SAG Awards

Posted on January 20, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

I just cast my votes on-line after reviewing all the DVD screeners the producers bothered to send this year.  For the record there were five of them: Up in the Air, An Education, Julie & Julia, Precious and Inglourious Basterds. … Continue reading →

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Precious

Posted on January 18, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

I’ve spent two nights of my life forcing myself to watch the movie “Precious” from beginning to end.  SPOILERS FOLLOW. On Facebook I noted it was the hardest movie I’ve had to sit through since “I am Sam” but now … Continue reading →

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Team Someone Else

Posted on January 16, 2010 by Your Humble Narrator

So the tumult surrounding NBC’s nighttime schedule has finally distracted me enough to warrant a blog entry. For the record, I feel no great pity for anyone starring in this drama.  They’re all middle-aged white millionaires and will never know … Continue reading →

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