Category Archives: Utter Bastards

Thirty Years Ago

Posted on December 8, 2010 by John Judy

If I’m remembering right I read about John Lennon’s murder in the next morning’s Washington Post. I think I told my mom and she said angrily “What? Oh for god’s sake!” The sub-text seemed to me to be “What has … Continue reading →

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My First Letter to the White House Ever

Posted on December 6, 2010 by John Judy

I once composed a letter to Reagan but I was drunk at the time and threw it away. This is the first one I ever sent and I thought some human beings should actually read it. Please send me candy … Continue reading →

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Virginia Ballot Recommendations

Posted on November 1, 2010 by John Judy

I used to do these in California.  I’m late to the game here and the Great Commonwealth gives me much less to work with but I thought I’d share the results of my research and see if it helps anyone. … Continue reading →

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Stewart/Colbert Rally Thoughts (short-form)

Posted on October 31, 2010 by John Judy

I’m desperately behind on my sleep, chores, TV and probably some other stuff too. Oh, yeah!  Ballot research for the next election! In two days! For now, I’ll just say that if the people I encountered on the mall yesterday … Continue reading →

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King of Planets, Knave of States

Posted on September 22, 2010 by John Judy

Jupiter is hanging bright beneath a full moon and there’s woodsmoke in the air. Virginia’s suckiness is mitigated for a night. Tomorrow we execute a retarded woman and it’s back to business as usual.

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The Missionary Position

Posted on September 10, 2010 by John Judy

Right-wing fundie swine like Pastor “Johnny Stormfront” down in Florida are always whining about how they’re not allowed to build churches in Muslim countries and using this as an excuse for all kinds of bugfuckery here in First Amendment Land. … Continue reading →

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Facebook Philosophy 101

Posted on September 7, 2010 by John Judy

Why do we do Facebook? To keep up with friends far away. To share a laugh or a concern. To screw with South Carolina Senator Jim DeMint. All these things are enriching and fun. Why do we not do Facebook? … Continue reading →

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“Sit Up, Boy! Beg for Forgiveness!”

Posted on July 27, 2010 by John Judy

Some Anglican priestess up in Canada is getting the rolled up newspaper for giving the body of Christ to a German Shepherd mix. Come on, don’t all dogs go to heaven? Why shouldn’t they get Purina Christy Bites? And I’m … Continue reading →

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