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	<description>&#34;Mediocrity is the Best!&#34;</description>
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		<title>Post-Maternity Leave, Day One</title>
		<description><![CDATA[First Lesson: Tears only go so far with Daddy. Then Daddy is like Pharaoh. He hardens his heart. Where&#8217;s your god now, baby?]]></description>
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		<title>No Tears</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not opposed to crying, it&#8217;s just not something I do. This isn&#8217;t to say that I don&#8217;t feel awful, whine, complain or even know moments of transcendent joy and relief.  I just very seldom express such things by leaking &#8230; <a href="http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/07/no-tears/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Sit Up, Boy!  Beg for Forgiveness!&#8221;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Some Anglican priestess up in Canada is getting the rolled up newspaper for giving the body of Christ to a German Shepherd mix. Come on, don&#8217;t all dogs go to heaven? Why shouldn&#8217;t they get Purina Christy Bites? And I&#8217;m &#8230; <a href="http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/07/sit-up-boy-beg-for-forgiveness/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/07/sit-up-boy-beg-for-forgiveness/</link>
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		<title>Please God, I Can&#8217;t Be Dead! I&#8217;m Only&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;forty-seven? Oh, crap. Nevermind. Forty-seven, that&#8217;s horrible. That&#8217;s like 17 years past your date with Carousel. Two whole caveman lives, minimum. Just marking time between prostate exams really. Why would anyone want to do that? Bring on the speeding bus.]]></description>
		<link>http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/07/please-god-i-cant-be-dead-im-only/</link>
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		<title>Can I Blog From the iPhone?</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Yeah, but it&#8217;s really awkward. And posting photos and links is out of the question. Okay, let&#8217;s see how this works&#8230;]]></description>
		<link>http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/07/can-i-blog-from-the-iphone/</link>
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		<title>Are You There, Blog?  It&#8217;s Me, JJ&#8230;</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Christ, I knew it had been a while since I&#8217;d provided content to this thing but a whole month? What could have kept me away for a whole month? Oh yeah&#8230; We call him &#8220;Little Hulk.&#8221; Other things have come &#8230; <a href="http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/07/are-you-there-blog-its-me-jj/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/07/are-you-there-blog-its-me-jj/</link>
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		<title>Reasons for Living This Week (Nerd Edition)</title>
		<description><![CDATA[1.  The Walking Dead #73 by Robert Kirkman and Charlie Adlard.  Also picked up the Volume 9 trade paperback I missed during a brief flirtation with austerity. 2.  Criminal, Vol. 5: The Sinners by Ed Brubaker and Sean Phillips. Honorable &#8230; <a href="http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/06/reasons-for-living-this-week-nerd-edition/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/06/reasons-for-living-this-week-nerd-edition/</link>
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		<title>My Desert Island Comics, 2010</title>
		<description><![CDATA[So far this year, if I had to pick the handful of titles I&#8217;d want with me after the Minnow sinks and I devour the other castaways they would be: Scalped by Jason Aaron and R.M. Guera. Walking Dead by &#8230; <a href="http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/05/my-desert-island-comics-2010/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/05/my-desert-island-comics-2010/</link>
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		<title>Good Reads from Last Week</title>
		<description><![CDATA[I read a bunch more stuff but this is what stood out as the best: DAYTRIPPER #6 of 10 by Gabriel Ba and Fabio Moon.  This limited series has one recurring gag: Every issue the lead character, a Brazilian obituary &#8230; <a href="http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/05/good-reads-from-last-week/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
		<link>http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/05/good-reads-from-last-week/</link>
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		<title>Thoughts on the BP Oil Disaster</title>
		<description><![CDATA[If this really is the point at which we have irrevocably destroyed the global food chain and must start killing and eating each other to survive? Teabaggers at the top of the menu, followed by clergy. But coconuts only as a &#8230; <a href="http://www.johnjudy.net/2010/05/thoughts-on-the-bp-oil-disaster/">Continue reading <span class="meta-nav">&#8594;</span></a>]]></description>
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