Virginia Elections, November 8th 2011, Member School Board at Large, Fairfax County

Anyone who’s been tracking this blog the last few weeks or so noticed it’s been a couple of days since my last post on the election or anything else. The reason for this, in addition to my need for sleep, is that during the course of my researching the choices being offered for School Board I became seriously depressed and angry.

This came out of sympathy for one of the candidates whose campaign is driven by a horrible personal tragedy, the suicide of his son, due to the arbitrary implementation of an incredibly misguided school discipline policy which I hope will be changed soon before it ruins any more lives.

Further anger came from reading of the despicable woman behind the campaigns of the three GOP-backed candidates, who seems to think the best way to insure her own kids’ success in school is to work for the deprivation of other kids who evidently weren’t sufficiently motivated to be born to well-off parents. Yeah, “Red Apple Mom”, I’m talking about you, you shameful, self-centered shrew. Red Apple Mom’s real name is Catherine Lorenze and she was the subject of a Washington Post article that should serve as a litmus test for whether or not the reader has any brains or empathy. (Cheat-Sheet: If you buy her argument, you don’t.)

It turned out there was one candidate she backed for whom I had considered voting, but upon learning that she was a Red Apple darling I did the sane thing and wrote her off. Sorry, Sheree A. Brown-Kaplan. You are known by the company you keep.

BTW, the candidates are all listed by the Virgina Board of Elections as “Independents” and the race is described as “non-partisan.”

If you believe that please allow me to introduce myself as “Rich and Handsome.”

Here on planet Earth there are three endorsed by the Dems, three by the GOP and one who is truly unaffiliated. I’m voting for the Dems and so should you. I’ll tell you why below.

The preamble out of the way, let’s dive in. There are seven candidates for the board and we are told to vote for no more than three. In alphabetical order they are:

1. Sheree A. Brown-Kaplan (Republican/teabagger). Her website is here. The thing that grabbed me about Ms. Brown-Kaplan immediately was that she was running hard as an advocate for students with special needs. I admire anyone sticking up for people who weren’t born with the advantages many of us have. I also have friends who have kids with various degrees of autism, Aspergers, and A.D.D. What I’ve learned from them is that too often such parents have to fight tooth and nail to get their kids the resources they’re guaranteed as citizens in a US public school system. Yeah, I get that budgets are tight all over, but I’m devout in my conviction that the cheapest money you can spend is on getting kids well educated as early as possible. Hell, it shouldn’t even be considered spending. It should be called what it is: Investing. Because it pays dividends down the road with healthier, happier, more informed citizens working and going to the polls. The 2010 elections and their aftermath should be all the convincing you need about what happens when people with next to no critical thinking skills show up en masse to vote. We all pay for it and it costs a lot more than a little extra help for kids who need it.

Unfortunately, Ms. Brown-Kaplan is endorsed by the very people who are most likely to slash spending on such programs: The teabaggers, the lowest hanging fruit in our shared civic lives. I feel bad about this because she has a record of service to run on. Sadly this is outweighed by her association with people to whom we can not allow even a pinky-toe in the door. The teabaggers must be the kiss of death politically or they will continue inflicting their damage. We can not afford any more of it, least of all in our schools.

If Ms. Brown-Kaplan wishes to renounce these people I would be willing to give her a shot in the future. Some of her intentions seem good. Some of her friends are anything but.

2. Lin-Dai Y. Kendall (Republican/Teabagger) Her website is here.  Ms. Kendall is a naturalized citizen from Honduras who’s worked a variety of jobs but shown no interest in public schools until recently. She seems to have gotten active over a school closing that affected her. Her inexperience combined with a teabagger endorsement makes her an easy one to dismiss.

3. Lolita I. Mancheno-Smoak (Republican/Teabagger) Her website was not listed by the Virginia Board of Elections but I found it here.  A self-described “change agent and business transformation leader” and someone who will “never stop innovating”, Ms. Mancheno-Smoak emigrated from Ecuador as a girl and has racked up a decent collection of letters after her name. Unfortunately none of them have anything to do with public education and she lists no experience volunteering or otherwise serving in that area. Once again, inexperience plus a teabagger endorsement equals a big “NO.”

4. Ryan L. McElveen (Democrat) His website is here. I must say of all the candidates Mr. McElveen is my favorite. He looks a bit like a young Lex Luthor and his on-camera delivery needs some polish, but his resume is extraordinary and his history of educational activism within Fairfax speaks well of him. He’s a product of Fairfax County schools and he’s very conscious of his obligation to give back. I could cut and paste several great quotes from his site but I’d rather you go there and see for yourself. He gets high marks for being a young man who could do (and has done) a lot of other things, but who chooses to apply his gifts to public service. Many kudos to him along with my vote.

And extra kudos for specifically going after Rotten Apple’s “Screw the Poor Some More” agenda. I love progressives who hit back. Hard.

5. Ilryong Moon (Democrat) His website is here. Mr. Moon is another great candidate. He’s a 12-year incumbent on the school board with a long record of service in other areas. A Harvard-educated attorney, he is a partner in a local firm who has managed somehow to do a wide range of community service over the years. I also like that he has skin in the game. His kids both graduated Fairfax schools and he’s married to a public school teacher. Re-electing Moon.

6. Steven M.F. Stuban (Independent) His website is here. This is the one that tore me up and I’ll advise you if you read further it will do the same to you.

Candidate Stuban and his wife are career Army veterans who had one child, Nick. Earlier this year Colonel and Mrs. Stuban lost their son to suicide as a result of one of the stupidest, most disproportionately harsh school disciplinary measures I have ever heard of.

Nick Stuban was 15 when he got caught buying artificial marijuana, a drug that is not illegal. For this he got run around the system and transferred to a different high school away from his friends and a support system he had grown up and thrived with. Not long afterwards he became depressed and took his life. This has inspired Colonel Stuban to run for School Board.

Just re-reading that bare bones account of what the Stuban family has so needlessly endured leaves me stunned. If you visit Colonel Stuban’s site you’ll see in addition a description of what a good kid Nick Stuban was and a mention of Mrs. Stuban’s activism since she took medical retirement in 1997 for Lou Gehrig’s Disease (ALS).

For any family to suffer such loss is horrible, but for a family that has served our country for so long and in as many ways as the Stubans it is beyond unjust. It makes a non-emotional response almost impossible, but after having sat with it for a few days I’m going to try.

Colonel Stuban is obviously a very capable and educated man. His resume is impressive in many ways. If elected I believe he would very likely rise to whatever tasks he was called to.

However, his resume does not include previous work or activism in education. He has been very involved in the past year with promoting changes in disciplinary policy to prevent more such incidents as the one that led to his son’s death. I agree with this goal and applaud him for working through unimaginable pain to prevent it for others.

And while he has not received an official County GOP endorsement he has been tainted with an endorsement from that other group that seeks shamelessly to appropriate the legacy of true historic American patriots. I see no sign that he courted that endorsement though, so I will cautiously give him a pass on what would normally be a deal-breaker.

As I said, the emotion factor is high on this candidate, especially because he seems to be a truly decent man.

My own considered opinion is that I would like to see some more time elapse between recent events and Colonel Stuban holding office. If he continues his engagement in Fairfax education issues and builds a further record of service there I could very easily see voting for him in the election after this one.

Regardless, he has my gratitude for his service and my condolences for his loss. I wish him peace.

7. Theodore J. “Ted” Velkoff (Democrat) His website is here. I’m casting my third vote for Mr. Velkoff based on his ten years experience volunteering and serving at the ground level of Fairfax public schools and beyond. His resume includes numerous service positions within the education system as well as a masters degree in computer science. His two daughters are Fairfax County graduates and I think it’s commendable that he still wishes to give back to the schools from which they benefited.

Summarizing:

I recommend voting for McElveen, Moon and Velkoff.

Don’t vote for the others as they are less qualified and have visible “tea” stains.

Finally, to any Red Apple/Lorenze voters out there who have read this far: Thanks, seriously. Good on you for taking it all in. Now here’s my constructive criticism.

We should not be engaged in either/or, win/lose games when it comes to educating kids.

I disagree with Lorenze’s worldview of “Give the poor kids larger class-sizes so my rich kids can have the small classes. I pay more in taxes! I should get the good stuff! Waaa!”

That is a stupid way to view the world and ignores the obvious, if more difficult third choice: Every kid, rich and poor, should get smaller class size. Every kid should get the resources they need to become all they’re capable of. We just need to suck it up and pay for it. It’s worth it in the long run for the benefits we get from educated kids. Pay for small classes now and you’re not paying for welfare and prison in 15 years.

Or maybe just look at a poor kid and look at your own and tell yourself “There, but for the grace of God…”

Eat the apple, my pretty! Eee-hee-hee-hee!

I think we can all vote for this.

I went here tonight for your sins.

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Virginia Elections, November 8th 2011, Member Board of Supervisors – Providence District

The race for Member, Board of Supervisors Providence District has two candidates. They are:

1. Republican challenger Chris S. Grisafe. Although I won’t be voting for him I want to open by saying two nice things about the GOP challenger.

First he’s veteran of the Coast Guard and you have to respect that.

Second, he has a much better website than the incumbent. Its content is mostly fluff and GOP dog-whistle phrases but it looks better and has lots of stuff like his friends saying nice things about him and YouTube videos he shot of himself in his kitchen nook.

It’s all lightweight amateur hour stuff one would associate with an inexperienced first-time campaigner (or possibly Lonelygirl15), but the Dems would be well advised to upgrade their websites to be as visually inviting to visitors as the GOP’s.

In the meantime the Republicans might want to upgrade their candidates and policies to be as serious and capable to address the needs of their potential constituents as the Dems.

(One final note to Mr. Grisafe: If you are a young, apparently unmarried male GOP political wannabe you may want to find some other community activity to list than “Counselor” to a local frat. I’m not judging or making assumptions, but the often burned Values Voters among the GOP base might not want to risk another incident. Just sayin’…)

Moving on to…

2. Democratic incumbent Supervisor Linda Q. Smyth. Unfortunately her campaign site is buried deep in the forests of Google and isn’t listed at all by the Virginia Board of Elections, but her official state site reveals an impressive record of service. She’s got a PhD in history from the University of Virginia. She was a Fairfax County teacher for 12 years, a County Planning Commissioner for four and she’s been elected to her current office twice. She’s been a proponent of “smart growth” in the county and has championed high density housing and business development in locations near easy access to public transportation. As someone who has to drive in this area I appreciate that.  She also has a history of bipartisanship, having voted for moderate Republican Senator John Warner in 1996, back when there were such things as moderate Republicans.

She’s received a strong endorsement from the Washington Post, which I’ll cut and paste here to save anyone the trouble of clicking:

“Washington Post, October 9, 2011

Providence DistrictLinda Q. Smyth, who was first elected to the board in 2003, is a fastidious, detail-oriented, nose-to-the-grindstone public servant, long on the substance of public policy if slightly short on rhetorical flash and sizzle. As the representative for the district that includes much of Tysons, the Democrat will play a key role in redeveloping an area that amounts to Fairfax’s downtown.

By contrast, her Republican opponent, Chris S. Grisafe, lacks any experience or qualification for the job. Mr. Grisafe’s grasp of policy and politics is so tissue-thin that he doesn’t even mention the word “Tysons” on his campaign Web site; that alone should disqualify him.”

Ouch.

Re-electing Linda Q. Smyth on November 8th.

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Today’s Patron Saint for October 14th

Today’s Patron Saint is former Pope, now Saint, Callistus I. There were two more Popes Callistus after him if you care and the last one was the sire of the Borgias who went on to leave their mark on the papacy among other things.

Saint Callistus I is another Patron Saint of nothing but this one day. He is invoked for and against nothing. His story is interesting but may account for why nobody’s been looking to hitch their wagon to his star.

He was born in second century Rome, a Christian slave to a Christian master, who rose to the position of banker and fell hard when he screwed up the money. He bounced in and out of jail and tried to clear his good name by blaming all his troubles on the Jews.

You can say that’s a terrible legacy but you can’t deny it’s grown in popularity over the past 2000 years.

Eventually he was hired to supervise the papal cemetery where he got in so good with Pope Zephyrinus that he managed to succeed him when he died. Pope (Saint) Callistus I lasted about five years before his policies of allowing penitent sinners to attend church and recognizing marriages between Christian widows and their slaves got him martyred in the unique method of being thrown down a well.

Forgiveness? Honoring two people in love? This is the Catholic Church, hippie!

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Virginia Elections November 8th, Chairman-Board of Supervisors, Fairfax County

In the entire time I have had this blog I have never asked for money, but I feel I deserve some for plowing through the options of this particular race. Please look me up on PayPal and send me a few bits for a bottle of Ibuprofen, because I have read been reading GOP chat boards for your sins.

Spelling errors plus madness equals bad headache. OW!

There are four candidates running for this office, two of whom appear to be serious, one of whom just seems to want to sell t-shirts and another who is quite possibly insane.

Welcome to the Great Commonwealth.

Candidates include:

1. Republican Mike J. “Spike” Williams. Williams is a real estate broker who has run for a seat on the Board of Supervisors once before in 2007 and got his ass badly kicked. He came in third place out of four registered candidates. The only people who did worse than Williams were another Independent and the “Write-In” category. Back then he ran as an Independent but he seems to have found Republican Jesus or something since. He’s a big fan of the GOP “cutting waste and abuse” meme that always seems to fall short of offering details other than suggesting that pensions and living wage union salaries might be what’s holding us back from Paradise. It’s understandable that a guy in the real estate biz might be looking for a better gig these days but nothing I’ve found on him suggests that a Chairmanship would be a good fit for him or Fairfax County.

Also, he’s a grown man calling himself “Spike.” Unless you’re a bleach-blonde vampire with a soul that simply won’t do. His website is here.

2. Incumbent Democrat Sharon S. Bulova. Chairman Bulova has held the post for two and a half years and has earned a lot of praise for her work. She managed to cut the cost of the Dulles rail line project despite a lot of resistance from the people overseeing it. Her experience as a district supervisor for 21 years prior to assuming her current duties has definitely prepared her for the herculean task of managing the county’s current financial challenges. She knows what she’s doing and has been able to reach across the aisle to get it done, to such a degree that when you search for her opponent’s name on Google an endorsement from the Washington Post for Sharon Bulova appears on page one.

Here, let me link that for you: Bulova for Fairfax Chairman – The Washington Post

Kinda says it all, huh?

In the interest of being Fair and Balanced I would note that her own campaign website needs some cleaning up in the design sense. There are blotches of yellow scattered randomly over some of the text and, like many candidates of both parties, she could do with a better picture on the homepage.

Still if that’s the worst I can say about you you’re doing worlds better than the next two guys on the ballot.

3. Independent Christopher F. DeCarlo has a terrible website stuck in a 2010 congressional race which I’m guessing he lost. He seems mostly in the business of selling t-shirts that say “Not For Sale” which must be very confusing unless they’re giveaways. He should sell his website instead. Honestyandethics.com could make a lot of money for some enterprising grifter.

4. Independent A. Will Radle Jr. is distinguished by several things: He has raised exactly ten dollars for his campaign and he looks a little bit like Dwight from “The Office.” He will debate anyone at any time on any website that returns a Google hit on his name. (Hi, Will. Don’t bother.) Neither the Dems nor the GOP seem to want him around because he’s sought to run with each. Wait! He’s with the Green Party now!

And “scene!”

I need to get into politics because I could always use ten dollars. I bet you could buy a lot of Ibuprofen with that…

Re-electing Chairman Bulova on November 8th.

What it says.

 

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Today’s and Yesterday’s Patron Saint(s) for October 12th and 13th

I’ve been under the weather lately, but still “Mea Culpa” for skipping yesterday’s Patron Saint, Saint Wilfrid of York, a 7th century Saxon bishop who kept getting deposed by the locals and reinstated by the Pope. In the midst of yet another of these employment cycles Bishop Wilfrid died, at which point he finally performed a miracle by curing the arthritis of the woman washing his corpse and almost certainly curing a lot of headaches in Rome and York.  Saint Wilfrid is the Patron Saint of nothing except October 12th and is neither invoked against nor for anything. Probably for the best.

The Patron Saint of today, October 13th is Saint Colman (of Austria, cattle, hanged men and horses). I wish to specify that no one is talking about hanging horses and if they are Saint Colman has nothing to do with it. Saint Colman should also be the Patron Saint of being in the wrong place at the wrong time.  His martyrdom occurred in 1012 when he was passing through Austria on his way to the holy land on a pilgrimage.

Bad move.

The Austrians thought he was a spy because he couldn’t speak German so they hanged him. His body wouldn’t decompose afterward so they made him a saint, possibly as a gesture of apology. Regardless, this is a good argument for learning German if you’re ever traveling over there.

There are over 300 other Saints Colman so if you’re ever in the mood to pray to “Saint Colman” you’re going to want to be very specific. Don’t just say “Hey, Saint Colman!” unless you want to turn a lot of heads in Heaven.  FYI.

I like to think of it less as hanging and more as "Extreme Yoga."

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Today’s Patron Saint(s) for October 11th

We only have two today but they’re each fun in their own way.

1. Saint Gomer (of unhappy husbands, woodcutters, invoked against hernia). Saint Gomer was an 8th century knight whose wife was so horrible to everyone around her that Gomer was obliged to compensate for her misdeeds by performing miracles. Eventually he went out for cigarettes, I mean “went on a pilgrimage to Rome” during which he got himself in trouble, sans hell-wife, and had to miracle his way out of it. No idea why he’s not the Patron Saint of Hack Sitcoms.

2. Saint James Grissinger (of glass painters). Saint JG was a 15th century Dominican lay brother (oh stop!) and glass painter who was so good at glass painting and made so much money at it that they made him its Patron Saint. Glass painting, not making money. Oddly enough there’s no Patron Saint of Wealth.

At least not yet….

"Well, gollllleeee I married a bitch!"

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Virginia Elections November 8th 2011, Soil and Water Conservation Director of Northern Virginia District

There are five people running for a what appears to be a panel of Directors devoted to Soil and Water Conservation for Northern Virginia. We are told to “vote for not more than three.”

Seems simple enough but for the fact that most people would never guess such a panel exists and fewer still would have much idea what it is they actually do.

I’m no longer in the former camp but could be fairly said to be an adjunct member of the latter despite having read up on these folks a bit.

I will include the three incumbents’ bios from their official state site and offer my impressions of the the other two non-incumbents’ respective desirability.

1. Thomas L. Cranmer, 72, is a retired Mobil oil executive and the info I have on him makes him sound charming and multifaceted.  Unfortunately one of those facets is a ringing endorsement from the local teabaggers which means YOU MUST NOT VOTE FOR THIS FREAK UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES!  Forgive the all-caps but we do not screw around with the denizens of Teatardia. They are the worst and most destructive force to afflict our civic lives since Bush/Cheney snuck under the wire in 2000 and we don’t give them another angstrom of ground. In any capacity. Ever. I know Soil and Water sounds innocuous but if the baggers are interested in it that means there is harm to be done. Don’t let that happen. Huge “NO!” on Cranmer.

2. Incumbent Johna Good Gagnon is serving her first term as an elected member of the Board. She is appointed, since 1993, to the Environmental Quality Advisory Council (EQAC) by the Fairfax County Board of Supervisors. She is also appointed to the Citizen Corp Council and serves on the Fairfax Joint Local Emergency Planning Committee (FJLEPC). For more than 15 years, she served on the Lee District Land Use and Transportation Advisory Committee. Gagnon is retired from the federal government after more than 26 years service and is currently working in education and training.

Sounds good. Voting for Ms. Gagnon.

3. Incumbent George W. Lamb is currently serving the remainder of the board term left by the death of Sally B. Ormsby. Since settling in Fairfax County in 1993, George has been very active in the county’s civic and environmental community. He currently serves as Vice-Chair and as at-large appointee on the Environment Quality Advisory Council (EQAC) and is co-founder and current president of the Fairfax League of Conservation Voters. He is also a member of the Tysons Corner Land Use Task Force.

Sounds very solid and Mr. Lamb gets my second vote.

4. Peter M. Marchetti is running under the Green Party banner.  His webpage is here.

And no, I can’t friggin’ believe it either. If you haven’t guessed already I am a proud tree-hugging liberal weenie and I would be inclined to support a Green Party candidate if it didn’t look like he created his page and its content between bong hits!

Mr. Marchetti, I like trains too. Public transit and fiscal responsibility are also things I like and I think they could go together well. Now how about you think about telling me what the hell either of them have to do with the position you’re running for and what the hell qualifies you for that position?

I’d appreciate complete sentences with proper spelling, grammar and punctuation if you can get around to it either before November 8th or after your stash runs out, whichever comes first.

It is your fault that I must cast my third and final vote for….

5. Incumbent John W. Peterson was appointed by the Virginia Soil and Water Conservation Board on January 20, 2006 to fill the unexpired term of Delegate David Bulova. He is currently President and CEO of KEMPS Consultants, Inc. with expertise in natural resources public policy, water resources, and erosion and sediment control. Peterson founded Kemps Consultants in 1994 upon retiring, after 40 years of successful federal civil service, from his position as Assistant Chief of USDA’s Soil Conservation Service. Peterson is a former Watershed Specialist for the National Association of Conservation Districts and a former executive director of the National Watershed Coalition. He drafted and lobbied for the successful passage of the Small Watershed Rehabilitation Act of 2000, the first major USDA water resources legislation passed in over 22 years. He is currently Director of Government Relations for the Certified Professionals in Erosion & Sediment Control’s Governing Council and a Soil & Water Conservation Society Fellow.

Mr. Peterson also got a nod from the baggers but they weren’t swooning over him the way they were for Cranmer. They acknowledged he was “conservative” and sort of left it hanging there. I have conservative friends (honest) and if I have to vote for one (as I do here) I prefer them to be experienced in their jobs and giving as little indication of teabagger madness as possible. Mr. Peterson meets that standard and so he gets my third vote along with my hopes that he is a conservative in the best sense and not a closet radical of the kind favored by Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin’s gullible little urchins.

My two cents on five candidates.

This is noble work. Thank-you to all involved.

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Today’s Patron Saint(s) for October 10th

Today you get three for one. Or perhaps only two. Bear with me.

1. Saint Francis Borgia (of Portugal; invoked against earthquakes). Yes, he was descended directly from those Borgias. Saint FB was distinguished beyond his name by being really rich, really fat and throwing it all away at 40 to become a Jesuit. He was a Spaniard which makes his patronage of Portugal somewhat odd and making a fat man the Patron Saint you invoke against earthquakes seems like a cruel and childish joke. Are you supposed to wait until buildings are falling down and yell “Saint Francis Borgia, hold still?!”

Tsk.

2. Saint Gereon (invoked against headaches). In the year 290 AD some six thousand Christian members of Rome’s Theban Legion chose to be executed rather than make worship to the Emperor Maximian. Saint Gereon was one of them and maybe “chose” isn’t the most accurate way of putting it.  Speaking of which….

2. Saint Victor (of soldiers). Saint Victor was a member of this same unfortunate Theban Legion and he met the same fate as his fellow believers.  That is, if he actually existed. There were so many Theban Legion Christians who got whacked (6660 of them we are told) that some of their stories get confused and conflated. Some variations on Saint Victor’s story have him as black and others have him as a pagan who converted to Christianity just so he could die with his Theban bros. That last version is very sweet in a completely insane sort of way.

I'm not certain Saint Victor was black, but he does have a certain Lionel Ritchie quality to him.

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